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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I really like it when my wife gives me something special in a bag that comes from Sears or says Craftsman on it. When that happens, I know it is something I’m gonna...
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After almost 14 hours of steady dildoing with her gold-plated plutonium-powered dildo, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz noticed her hair was curlier than usual, but felt horrified when she discovered her...
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Brit personality Jimmy Saville loved flys, especially if they were in front of little boys trousers!Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, You see flies on dead animals on the side of the road (dogs, cats,...
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Not all queers are wimpy either! Take Jake and Billy …Both say they each enjoy an occasional ride along with the Hell’s Angels on their Harleys, but both really think the other’s lying. Salt Lake City,...
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Transvestite Stuart Kerr had his bolt-on boobies done by WalMart…For some strange reason Kerr wants to look like John Kerry while cruising DC gay bars. Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I saw on the...
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This man was recently inducted intio the Guiness Book because he’s the only person in the world with ‘skid marks’ in his hat.Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I ain’t very fast and I am very cautious...
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom’s ‘Country Boy Advice Column’
Dukes of Hazard re-runs were almost as crappy as the re-runs Pappy Jones has after eating Granny’s three-day-old chitlins and rhubarb Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, We was driving outside of the...
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Well, better late than never but thanks fer yer wedding photo…Yes sir, that dog is a lucky man! Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom. My wife is pregnant with twins (a boy and a girl). We are still trying...
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Verifying the Gender of Santa Claus
Jalopenoman is confused! This Sanita always shows up at Bargis' house on Christmas Eve! New Mexico Desert – (SatireWorld.com) In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been...
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Women Admit That They Really Don’t Like Chick Flicks
Romantic comedies starring Hugh Grant have been banned from Alabama theaters after managers complained. Theaters spent almost $2 million dollars cleaning vomit from carpets after a string of Chick...
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Aunt Jemina wopuld whip up a double batch just for you!Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, Who would win in a fight: Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth? Hilda Hotcakes Plainsville, Georgia Dear Hilda,...
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Hillary’s getting an eyeful of a Boobs-2-Go job from WalmartDear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, Where do I go to apply for a job at the Walmart? I heard that they are going to be doing boob jobs and...
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom: “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Yup! Patricia sure is a pirate’s dream…Complete with a sunken chest!Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, Me and my buddy Ralph heard that they were going to have discount boob jobs at Walmart. We want to...
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I heard a couple of statistics today that just blew my mind. It seems that the number of people working full time jobs in the private sector in the United States is...
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Jane Fonda gets real friendly with a North Vietnamese anti-airctraft crew. Later, Jane and the crew threw darts at a photo of Richard Nixon.Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I got me some questions...
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The most important 15 words are …Kate Upton really, really wants you to play ‘motorboat’ with her for the whole weekend“Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I heard this sermon on Sunday at church. The...
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Gas chucker Assad is about to meet the USS Nimitz and a bunch of real swell pilots who just love to drop things on shithead ragheadsDear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I will admit that I am somewhat...
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, We was driving outside of the town of Toad Suck, Arkansas and we seen a really funny sight. We’re even sending you the picture. It’s an outhouse with a satellite...
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
I bet if you get them drunk enough early enough those little fellers will pick thier own names pretty quick!Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom. My wife is pregnant with twins (a boy and a girl). We are...
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Verifying The Gender Of Santa Claus
Don’t know about you Throcky, but this Sanita shows up at my house Christmas Day New Mexico Desert-(satireworld.com) In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded...
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